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As far as iPods, I never listen to the thing, so..
SPOILER WARNING: A lot of these reviews will spoil, so click with caution. ARTICLES IN MY DEVIANTART JOURNALS
THE REVIEWS
All my reviews I did in DeviantART. All listed in alphabetical order except for Transformers which is up top because this is likely what the current batch of followers likely wanna read (and disagree with it.)
TRANSFORMERS PRIME/RESCUE BOTS REVIEWS
These are all my reviews of Transformers Prime and Transformers Rescue Bots. If you don't want to read the whole thing, here's an abridged version on how I feel about 'em: the cartoon that's aimed for three-year-olds? It's better than the other one.
TF PRIME: SEASON ONE (It's incomplete because I didn't dedicate myself to reviewing all the episodes yet)
Transformers Prime (First Impressions)
The First Eight or so episodes or something
Ep. 9: "Convoy"
Ep. 11: Speed Metal
Ep. 12: "Predatory"
Ep. 13: "Sick Mind"
Ep. 19: "Rock Bottom"
Ep. 20: "Partners"
Ep. 21 - 23: "T.M.I", "Stronger, Faster", and "One Shall Fall""
TF PRIME: SEASON TWO
27. "Orion Pax: Part 1"
28. "Orion Pax: Part 2"
29. "Orion Pax: Part 3"
30. "Operation Bumblebee, Part 1"
31. Operation Bumblebee, Part 2"
32. "Loose Cannons"
33. "Crossfire"
34. "Nemesis Prime"
35. "Grill"
36. "Armada"
37. "Flying Mind"
38. "Tunnel Vision"
39. "Triangulation"
40. "Triage"
41. "Toxicity"
42. "Hurt"
43. "Out of the Past"
44. "New Recruit"
45. "The Human Factor"
46. "Legacy"
47. "Alpha/Omega"
48. "Hard Knocks"
49. "Inside Job"
50. "Patch"
51. "Regeneration"
52. "Darkest Hour"
TF PRIME: SEASON THREE
53. "Darkmount, NV"
54. "Scattered"
55. "Prey"
56. "Rebellion"
57. Project Predacon
RESCUE BOTS: SEASON ONE
1. "Family of Heroes"/2. "Under Pressure" (Premiere First Impressions)
3. "Hotshots"
4. "Flobsters On Parade"
5. "The Alien Invasion of Griffin Rock"
6. "Walk On The Wild Side"
7. "Cody On Patrol"
8. "Four Bots and A Baby"
9. "Christmas In July"
10. "Deep Trouble"
11. "Return of the Dinobot"
12. "The Other Doctor"/13. "The Reign of Morocco"
14. "Small Blessings"/15. "The Griffin Rock Triangle"
16. "Rules and Regulation"/17. "The Lost Bell"
18. "Bumblebee to the Rescue"
19. "You've been Squilshed"/ 20. "Countdown"
21. "The Haunting of Griffin Rock"/22. "Little White Lies"
23. "Shake Up"/24. "Rescue Boy"
25. "It's A Bot Time"/26. "Bot to the Future"
TRANSFORMERS PRIME/RESCUE BOTS PREDICATION
Transformers Prime Season Two Predication
Season Two Predication Results
TRANSFORMERS BEST/WORST DERP AWARDS
Best/Worst Annual One (TFP Season One)
Best/Worst Annual Two: BEST AWARDS, Part 1 (TFP Season Two/Little bit of Rescue Bots)
Best/Worst Annual Two: BEST AWARDS, Part 2 (TFP Season Two)
Best/Worst Annual Two: WORST AWARDS, Part 1 (TFP Season Two)
Best/Worst Annual Two: WORST AWARDS, Part 2 (TFP Season Two)
BRAVE POLICE J-DECKER (An Episode-By-Episode Commentary)
I'm not sure this counts as a review, actually, but eh.
Initial Impressions/First Three Episodes
Episodes 4 - 10
Episodes 11-17
Episodes 18 - 24
LEGEND OF KORRA
Man, this show started off so well, then hurtled into disappointment. Here's hoping Season Two picks up the slack.
SEASON ONE
Ep. 1+2: "Welcome to Republic City" and "Leaf in The Wind"
Ep. 3: "The Revelation"
Ep. 4: "The Voice In The Night"
Ep. 5: "The Spirit of Competition"
Ep. 6+7: "And the Winner Is..." and "The Aftermath"
Ep. 8+9: "When Extremes Meet" and "Out of The Past"
Ep. 10: "Turning the Tides"
Ep. 11+12: "Skeletons in the Closet" and "Endgame"
MY LIFE AS A TEENAGE ROBOT (An Episode-By-Episode Commentary)
I got nostalgic for this show. Not great, but still a good show worth watching on a lazy weekend.
My Life As A Teenage Robot Season One Review...ish
My Life As A Teenage Robot Season Two Review...ish
My Life As A Teenage Robot Season Three Review
SYM-BIONIC TITAN
This show was too damn good to be cancelled. ;_;
First Impressions
General Review
Ep. 1 - 8 Reviews
Ep. 9: "Tashy 497"
Ep. 10: "Lessons In Love"
Ep. 11: "Fortress of Deception"
Ep. 12 - 14: "The Ballad of Scary Mary", "The Demon Within", and "I Am Octus"
Ep. 15: "Disenfranchised"
Ep. 16: "Escape From Galaluna"
Ep. 17: "Under the Three Moons"
Ep 18 - 20: "A Family Crisis", The Steel For" and "A New Beginning"
THUNDERCATS (2011 Version)
This is incomplete because the show stopped being awesome.
General Review
Ep. 3+4: "Ramlak's Rising" and "Song of the Petalars"
Ep. 5: "Old Friends"
Ep. 6+7: "Journey to the Tower of Omen" and "Legacy"
OTHER REVIEWS
These are reviews I did in DA that aren't thorough analysis (read: bitch and rant) and/or recaps of each episode of specific TV shows.
2009 (Ugh, these are super old. ^_^; )
Kung Fu Panda
Watchmen and Bolt
Kim Possible and Jake Long, American Dragon
Ponyo and Popular
Xiaolin Showdown Season One
Bunches of Cartoons
GLEE (First Impresisons)
ZombieLand
Bunches of Video Game Reviews and Wicked (the book, not the musical)
Zelda: Phantom Hourglass Manga
2010
The Venture Bros.
Earthbound
Turtles Forever and Link to the Past Manga
Phineas and Ferb
Titan A.E
Ouran Hugh
Alice in Wonderland (The Time Burton film)
Mini-Reviews
Generator Rex (First Impressions)
Invader Zim
Generator Rex (Second Impressions)
How To Train Your Dragon
Super Mario Galaxy 2
Toy Story 3
Futurama Sixth Season Premiere
Scott Pilgrim
The Last Airbender, Despicable Me, and other small reviews
Transformers Animated
TUFF Puppy and Panty and Stocking First Impressions
Transformers 1986 Movie
Transformers Animated: The Video Game
2011
Revisiting Beast Wars
MOTHER 3
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
MiP: FiM Ep. 18: "The Show Stoppers"
Lotso Mini-Reviews
Catherine
MOOOOOORE Mini-Reviews, including Firefly
Zelda: Skyward Sword
2012
Tintin Movie (2012 Version)
A Monster in Paris
Bioshock and The Avengers
Wreck-It Ralph
2013
The History of Sonic the Hedgehog
Hyrule Historia
Bunch of Reviews: Part One
ARTICLES, RANTS, AND NON-REVIEWS
What it says. The DA articles that aren't reviews.
My Personal Top 15 Cartoons of 2000-2010: Part 1
My Personal Top 15 Cartoons of 2000-2010: Part 2
My Personal Top 15 Cartoons of 2000-2010: Part 3
Prowl and Birds: An Analysis on the Symbolic Connection Between Both
30-DAY MEME
A challenge to write stuff based on what the meme tells me to. It's like being told what to do, except instead of having a gun pointed to my head, I do it at my own leisure pace.
TRANSFORMERS ANIMATED
DAY 1: Favorite Male Character - Prowl: [link]
DAY 2: Favorite Female Character - Blackarachnia: [link]
DAY 3: Least Favorite Characters - [link]
DAY 4: Favorite Episode - "Garbage In, Garbage Out": [link]
DAY 5: Favorite Season - Season One: [link]
DAY 6: Favorite Couple - Optimus and Prowl: [link]
DAY 7: Least Favorite Episode - "Three's a Crowd"
DAY 8: Least Favorite Couple - Bumblebee/Prowl
DAY 9: Favorite Villain - Meltdown
DAY 10: You Hated It, I Loved It - Prowl's Human Form: [link]
DAY 11: You Loved It, I Hated It - Human Error II: [link]
DAY 12: Least Favorite Season - Season Three: [link]
DAY 13: Great Character Arc: Ratchet: [link]
DAY 14: Best Comedy Moment
Day 15: Best Tragic Moment
DAY 16: Best Heartwarming Moment: [link]
DAY 17: What Is This, I Don't Even - The Crappy Ass DVD covers [link]
DAY 18: Most Badass Death - Optimus Prime: [link]
DAY 19 - 23: Best Main Character Moments: [link]
DAY 24: Other Great Moments: [link]
DAY 25: Best/Worst Designs: [link]
DAY 26: Character Who Deserved More - Slipstream: [link]
DAY 27: Canon I would Cut - Season 3 Sari
DAY 28: Canon I would Add - Where the HELL are the US governments in TFA?! [link]
DAY 29: Ickiest Scene - Blackarachnia transforms Wasp: [link]
DAY 30: Free Choice - Season Two: [link]
DANNY PHANTOM
DAY 1: Favorite Female Character - Jazz: [link]
DAY 2: Favorite Male Character - Vlad: [link]
DAY 3: Least Favorite Character - Season Three Sam: [link]
DAY 4: Favorite Episode - "My Brother's Keeper": [link]
DAY 5: Favorite Season - Season Two: [link]
DAY 6: Favorite Couple - Danny/Valerie: [link]
ARTICLES HOSTED ON TOONZONE
These are all the articles I wrote in Toonzone.
TRANSFORMERS ANIMATED RECAP
SEASON ONE
1. Transform and Roll Out: Part 1
2. Transform and Roll Out: Part 2
3. Transform and Roll Out: Part 3
4. Home is Where the Spark Is
5. Total Meltdown
6. Blast From the Past
7. Thrill of the Hunt
8. Nanosec
9. Along Came a Spider
10. Sound and Fury
11. Lost and Found
12. Survival of the Fittest
13. Headmaster
14. Nature's Call
15. Megatron Rising, Part 1
16. Megatron Rising, Part 2
TRANSFORMERS PRIME RECAP
SEASON ONE
1 -5. Darkness Rising Review
6. Masters and Students
7. Scrapheap
8. Con Job
9. Convoy
10. Dues Ex Machina
11. Speed Metal
12. Predatory
13. Sick Mind
14. Out of His Head
15. Shadowzone
16. Operation: Breakdown
17. Crisscross
18. Metal Attraction
19. Rock Bottom
20. Partners (NOT REVIEWED)
21. T.M. I (NOT REVIEWED)
22. Stronger, Faster (NOT REVIEWED)
23. One Shall Fall (NOT REVIEWED)
24. One Shall Rise: Part 1
25. One Shall Rise: Part 2
26. One Shall Rise: Part 3
SEASON TWO:
27. Orion Pax: Part 1
27. Orion Pax: Part 2
29. Orion Pax: Part 3
30. Operation Bumblebee: Part 1
31. Operation Bumblebee: Part 2
32. Loose Cannons
33. Crossfire
34. Nemesis Prime
35. Grill
36. Armada
37. Flying Mind
38. Tunnel Vision
39. Triangulation
40. Triage
41. Toxicity
42. Hurt
43. Out of the Past
44. New Recruit
45. The Human Factor
46. Legacy
47. Alpha/Omega
48. Hard Knocks
49. Inside Job
50. Patch
51. Regeneration
52. Darkest Hour
SEASON THREE
53. Darkmount, NV
54. Scattered
55. Prey
56. Rebellion
57. Project Predacon
REVIEWS:
Transformers: More than Meets the Eye: The Comic That Made Me Cry
JOINT ARTICLES
Articles I didn't solely write myself; they were group efforts from Toonzone's staffs.
TRANSFORMERS WEEK: (A week long celebration of Transformers in time for the third movie, Toonzone wrote and hosted a number of articles on them robots in disguise.)
Best Episode Ever: Beast Wars (I chose "Possession")
Best Episode Ever: Transformers Animated (I chose "Nature's Call")
Transformers Prime - The Road So Far (This is the only article here that I wrote myself. Most of this came while Season One was halfway through airing at the time. I have a slightly better impression of Season One now, but a lot of what's written is still how I feel.)
BEST EPISODES EVER: (We pick selects shows and talk about episodes we love from them.)
Best Episode Ever: The Simpsons (I chose "Lisa on Ice")
Best Episode Ever: Avatar: The Last Airbender (I chose "The Waterbending Master")
Best Episode Ever: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (I chose "Sisterhooves Social")
ARTICLES HOSTED OUTSIDE OF DA AND TOONZONE
Articles I wrote hosted outside of DA and Toonzone. Really, I had to repeat what I just said? Learn to read, bub.
Danny Phantom: Season 2, Part 1 DVD Review: "Hauntingly Good, DVD Bad" on Nickandmore.com
20 Best Episodes of 2012 on Nickandmore.com (This was a joint effort that I was part of.)
Green Lantern: The Animated Series, Episode 17, "Blue Hope" Review
Green Lantern: The Animated Series, Episode 20, "Cold Fury" Review
Green Lantern: The Animated Series, Episode 21, "Babel" Review
Green Lantern: The Animated Series, Episode 22, "Love Is a Battlefield" Review
Green Lantern: The Animated Series, Episode 23, "Larfleeze" Review
Green Lantern: The Animated Series, Episode 25, "Ranx" Review
Green Lantern: The Animated Series, Episode 26, "Dark Matter" Review
TUMBLR NONSENSES
More stupid shit outside of DA, this time in Tumblr: Electric Bugaloo!
Let's Watch Neon Genesis Evangelion
My attempts to watch an anime I kinda sorta grew up with and watched a bunch of, but never really quite watched the entire thing. IT ENDS NOW!
1. ANGEL ATTACK
2. THE BEAST
3. A Transfer
4. Hedgehog's Dilemma
5. Rei I
6. Rei II
7. A HUMAN WORK
8. ASUKA STRIKES
9. Both of You, Dance Like You Want To Win!
10. MAGMADIVER
11. The Day Tokyo-3 Stood Still
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you've obviously never explored the GLTAS Tumblr community.
"Luna Eclipsed" because the moral ends with Pinkie Pie - the main causer of people panicking over Luna who, mind you, has undergone so much in her 1,000 year imprisonment that she is doing her damnest to make amends - claiming all her "scared" moments from Luna was just an act because it's Halloween (or whatever the pony equivalent is). This is annoying and quite frankly, rude. Luna's suffered a great deal and has caused a many of said suffering, so to have this pink jerk ruin it all in the name of fun and have the entire episode embrace it is a terrible message to send.
Also, why are the other Mane Six except Twilight Princess scared of Luna? I get apprehension, but it's such a cheap tactic to use to only get Twilight to stick up to Luna when the rest saw her redemption in the first two episodes.
The other episode is "A Friend in Deed." So, the moral is "keep bothering an introvert unless he becomes your friend?" The moral is, "Do not respect their decision to be alone; everybody should have friends?" No. FUCK THAT. If someone wants to be alone, that is their choice and I hate that the plot had to invalidate that and work out a scenario for the cranky donkey to open up to Pinkie Pie.
This is sadly one of the cases where it's inevitable. The subtitle for MLP is "Friendship is Magic"; it's the overall theme of the show. When they deal with an episode like this, they are going to produce something idealistic to promote the idea. Usually the show is very good about this, but slapping it on someone who willingly chose to be alone doesn't work because it means the show has to force that idealism instead of the much more reality-bounded cynical/bittersweet that the cranky guy really is. It's unfortunate implication and for an introvert like me who would be absolutely annoyed and offended to have someone constantly asking me to be her friend when I don't want to makes this episode a no-winner to me.